How I Almost Got Stoned–With Real Rocks!

imageI’d hardly been in Israel for an hour and I nearly got stoned. With real rocks. And arrested too. It wasn’t my fault, I swear. I blame GPS.

I’d flown in from San Francisco for the first INTV conference in Jerusalem, put on by the biggest local TV network Keshet. Jerusalem’s about a half hour drive from the airport, and I arrived, as it turned out, around 3pm on Saturday.

Saturday’s a special day in the Holy Land. I realized that while looking out the windows as we were landing – mid-day on Saturday and the streets and highways were practically empty. It was as if the entire population had vanished.

Shabbat, or Sabbath, runs from sundown Friday until sundown Saturday. For the devout, that means family, food, prayer. But no work.

It’s not the entire country that shuts down; parts are more strict than others. But as my taxi followed his trusty GPS into Jerusalem, as the sun was starting to set, we suddenly ended up in a part of West Jerusalem where the streets were packed with black-cloaked and hatted denizens, all casting us the dirtiest looks I’d ever seen.

My Hebrew speaking cab driver started to swear and made a quick U-turn. Despite the increasingly strident protestations of the dashboard GPS, he hightailed it back to the highway and out of town.

"Shabbat", was all he said to me. Later I found out that in that particular part of town during the Sabbath anyone doing any work, or using any technology – even driving a car – could get you arrested. Apparently we’d performed more than a handful of the 39 prohibited activities during the Sabbath. Even worse, we could have been stoned by the ultra-orthodox residents as we drove by!

GPS has come a long way. But it still has its limitations – and apparently religious observances have yet to be programmed in. Someone ought to get right on that, before someone else – like me – gets hurt!


Evan November 11, 2012

Curious how you could have made things even worse. Were you planting, weaving or shearing in there? Glad you’re okay!

jim louderback November 11, 2012

I was an innocent passenger!

Although I probably shouldn’t have been watching our progress on my tablet while we were driving.


Cindie November 11, 2012

Wow-just ran across this! How things have changed. ACTUAL Jerusalem, actual stones. Glad you are ok. Greetings from across time and space, cindie chernack NMH ’79

Jordan Modell November 11, 2012

Its a good thing you were not wearing your short skirt the Haredi would have really gone ballistic. You think they would save their anger for one of the other 611 laws they have to follow like not sleeping with your deceased bothers wife or forgetting to put swords over your outdoor bathroom visit.

jim louderback November 11, 2012

Cindie! So nice to hear from you. What’s up? Definitely across time and space!

And Jordan, you should have seen the shocked look on their faces when I walked into the female side of the Western Wall. I couldn’t figure out why they were different, but those black-robed guys freaked me out. The women just looked friendlier.

I suppose wearing shorts was not a great idea too.


jim louderback November 11, 2012

PS Cindie, I did NOT bring my “bowl of burning gold”!


Kimmi Louderback November 11, 2012

Reminds me of when we snuck into the “wrong ” side of the Berlin Wall!
Be careful and put you big boy pants on. No more short shorts.

Sam Louderback November 11, 2012

Hey dad how are you doing? I can’t wait to see you. BYE!!!! Lol sam

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