Nokia Nights: A tragic tale of true love lost

Thin, sleek, yet rounded in all the right ways, she walked through the door and captured my heart. Our courtship was brief, our romance torrid, our attraction mutual. Soon she was shacking up with me and sharing my heart and my pocket.

As regular readers know, I’ve had a really, really “complex” relationship with smartphones. I was the first person to do a hands-on review of the Treo 650 – which I then ended up carrying around for years. The same for T-Mobile’s Wing, and the Helio Ocean. I loved each of them deeply and completely, despite their obvious flaws. But in the end those flaws gave birth to smoldering resentment that turned into animosity and hate.

My latest fling with T-Mobile’s Wing started out well, but I’m so over her. That’s why I was so happy about receiving an evaluation copy of Nokia’s new E71 phone. It seemed to have it all: a slim slab no thicker than an iPhone, full typable QWERTY keyboard, a nice bright screen,a built in Exchange (and by extension Zimbra) email client, and all the Symbian apps you could download.

During the first few weeks I was overjoyed by the phone’s performance. Compared to the sluggish Wing, it was downright peppy. Switching the phone’s offline/online state was nearly instantaneous – compared to what seemed to take an eternity on the Wing. And battery life was eye-opening. No longer would I be penalized with a brick when forgetting to charge overnight – the E71 lasted for days between charging.

And the keyboard. Oh, I could wax eloquently about its sculpted keys, satisfying click and intuitive layout. My thumbs, it seemed, were made for its curvaceous charms.

But that’s not to say our relationship was not without its warts. Although the phone’s built in ringer, alarm and alerts were mellifluously melodious, I found it nearly impossible to figure out how to turn them down – much to the chagrin of my cubicle-mates. The volume controls on the side of the phone only control speaker level when you’re on a call; instead you have to define distinct “profiles” to change alert and ring-tone volume.

The phone also lacks standard USB ports, instead opting for non-standard connectors. But the Bluetooth is quite fast, and the PC-based desktop transfer application so good, it really didn’t bother me.

I also found the 3.2 megapixel camera a bit clunky, and its pictures somewhat red. I also quickly grew tired of the phone’s habit of dropping into the camera when I pressed the exit button too many times.

But those were just minor gripes. The more I used it, the more I liked it. The phone came with a screen condom, to protect it from abuse, but the screen held up well to unprotected intercourse – although I dropped it regularly (not on purpose), the screen showed nary a scratch. The Wing, by contrast, is barely visible now because of self-inflicted flaws over 6 months of regular use.

The phone’s coverage was adequate. I’m a T-Mobile customer, and thus ran into coverage problems in New York and parts of San Francisco. Some of those I blame on the phone, but most of them upon the network. Data service was pretty fast – I loved Google Maps, for example, after I loaded it up – it worked great with the built in GPS.

After two months of constant companionship, we were happier than the day we met.

Alas, in the end, she waltzed right out of my life, just like all the others. But unlike most breakups, I wasn’t the one yelling and throwing things – nor was she. Nope, in this case she laid down an ultimatum: Lay out the big bucks or she was heading home to Finland. It was really hard to let her go – but in the end she was simply too high-class, and at $400 too expensive for my meager means.

So it’s back to the Wing. Yeah I’m cheap. But better a devil I know, with all her flaws, than a high-priced ice queen. But I sure do miss her.

Want to see video?  Check out the following video I shot with David Prager in the Revision3 studios.  It’s a prototype, so let me know what you think.

 

 

 

September 20, 2008 | Filed Under Commentary

 

Comments

9 Responses to “Nokia Nights: A tragic tale of true love lost”

  1. Stuart Hunter on September 20th, 2008 5:30 pm

    A prototype? The device has been out for a while now. I love mine, expecially using it for Qix and I really appreciate having a podcasting client built right in for downloading podcasts over the air.

  2. Jim Louderback on September 20th, 2008 8:03 pm

    Prototype was meant for the video, not the product itself! Sorry if that was confusing, it was a shipping product…

    jim

  3. Matt Hoult on October 11th, 2008 2:09 pm

    I liked the video, Jim. I think it’s great that someone in your position would want to get involved like you do (I found this through your Flip videos on YouTube - also nice work) and I like the mini-reviews. It actually reminds me a lot of Top Gear.

    I am an iPhone owner of course so I won’t play the content card, but it was fun to watch and I’d like to see more videos like this.

  4. Florian Jensen on October 12th, 2008 9:54 am

    I have the E71 now for a week, and it’s the best phone I ever had!

    For the video, I hope we see some more of that in the near future :)

  5. new iphone on October 16th, 2008 10:31 am

    Very interesting article, i bookmarked your blog, thanks for share

  6. jared on October 25th, 2008 12:41 pm

    hilarious

    i want to see more of you mr louderback :D

  7. Maykel Loomans on October 26th, 2008 4:54 pm

    Interesting article, I’ll have to check it out. The only thing I think I’m going to find is that - much as the past 8 years before I had an iPhone - I would yell at it every day for having a non-intuitive OS.

    And Jim.. Realplayer.. Seriously? ;)

    Cheers

    - Maykel

  8. johnny on January 3rd, 2009 4:52 am

    2QMNrQ Thanks for good post

  9. glistonelodie1980 on January 4th, 2009 5:36 am

    Hi! A Great Post. I was just playing with blogs. i was really excited.

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